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Irish hat trick

Act of balancing a hard hat on your shaft with no hands after looking at a transsexuals instagram photo(will be perceived as balancing on the brim of the hard hat)
Damn that picture had me doing an Irish hat trick in front of my coworkers.
by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023
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Da Fightin Irish

Da Fightin Irish is a sexual act when someone gives fellatio with one hand on the shaft, and the other going under between the legs and fisting the mans anus, which ends up looking like the Fighting Irish college mascot.
Oh man, I came home early the other day and walked in on my flatmate Ed giving Mike Da Fightin Irish! I haven't been back yet!
by St_patrick-Sledgehammer7569 January 3, 2019
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Irish Lobtail Faux

Whilst a father, son, and gangbang, the son creams in the daughter and the father takes his dick out of the daugthers ass/mouth/vag, and slurps on his son's cum out of his daugther's dripping pussy.
Hey Zach, you know what a Irish Lobtail Faux is?
Is it to do with being drunk?
No, that's racist. Think you, actually don't, i's too deprived...., you know what, fuck it.... think you, fucking your sister with your dad. And you finish inside her and your dad sucks it up.
The fucks wrong with you?
It's a real thing. Look on Urban dictionary.
by Dongerz February 25, 2021
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Irish I’m Coming

When somebody says that they are coming to your event(for sure) and doesn’t show up.
Jeff gave us the old “Irish I’m coming” and decided not to show up! What a dick!!
by Lumpymfd July 24, 2020
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Irish Christmas Tree

A bush where someone has hung a bag of dog shit, like some disgusting decoration on a Christmas Tree.
You should probably walk on the other side of the street. Theres an Irish Christmas Tree up ahead.
by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021
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Irish Monkey

When an individual drinks a Mickeys 40 or 32 oz (they aren't going to make the 40's anymore :-( ....) down to the bend in the glass and then proceeds to fill it up with orange juice. In the tradition of what many call a brass monkey (or a dirty brass monkey in my opinion) as mentioned in that wonderful Beastie Boys song.
Mmmm its 95 degress outside today, I could really go for a delicious Irish monkey. I haven't had any vitamin C today.
by Atraylen November 27, 2011
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Irish Thanksgiving

Boston Market and a 12 pack of Guinness for Thanksgiving.
Im tired of hanging out with the in-laws and/or friends for Thanksgiving. I think I'll have an Irish Thanksgiving this year.
by Dr. Raoul Duke March 31, 2009
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