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The New Facebook

The "New Coke" of the 21st Century. An answer to a design problem that no one had on the website Facebook, spearheaded by Mark Zuckerberg.
"Dude do you like the new Facebook?"

"No, I think it blows big-time"
by HeyitsAC November 2, 2008
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facebook filler

People you don't really talk to on facebook, but you just keep in there to increase your volume of friends.
example 1:
"Hot woman on your wall there, bud..."

"Yeah, she's nice.
Oh wow, I haven't talked to her in... a year now.
Hmmm, I guess she's just a facebook filler."

example 2:
"Wow, 974 facebook friends, hey?
Mostly facebook fillers, I presume?"
by passdaDutchy July 4, 2010
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Facebook Profiling

Facebook Profiling refers to the use of an individual’s facebook page to stereotype or as a factor or judgment of their personailty type, this inculdes the number of friends, number of pictures of themselves, groups they belong too and status updates.
John: "Look at Jessica's facebook page she has over 3,000 pictures of herself she must be such an attention seeker"

Linda: "Dude, that's Facebook Profiling, you don't even know her, she is really a nice girl"
by mbocse September 17, 2010
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facebook foul

An individual who makes a ridiculous amount of statuses, always writes on everyone's wall, and overall just a news feed hog.

Mostly unnecessary wall posts, usually just for attention. The worst facebook foul's even wall post to people they have no real connection to.

Another component of a facebook foul is liking or commenting on things that the said person has nothing to do with. Wall posts for conversations are also a tell-tale sign of a chronic facebook foul.
Steve: "Dude, she just had 3 statuses, and 14 wall posts in 26 minutes.. :/"

John: "That's such a facebook foul"
by dicksandtits123 May 24, 2011
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Facebook Sheep

People who follow trends on facebook like posting celebrity doppelgangers, bra colors, stupid quizzes and name definitions from urban dictionary on their status, thus clogging up the urbandictionary site for those of us who just want to look up things like twat-snatcher.
Man, that dude is such a facebook sheep. There's not a trend he doesn't buy into.

God, all the facebook sheeping is driving me f-ing nuts. Like I care that she's got on a pink bra. Gah.
by Rosselli February 3, 2010
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facebook creepin

term used when someone constantly looks at the same person's facebook and stallks their life like they're in a relationship, but aren't. then trys to decide who is/isn't allowed to be their friends. when in actuallity the one they creep on is in love with another person. and they know it.
i dont even know youu! stop facebook creepin!
by DVPstalker November 22, 2010
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Facebook Headache

When Facebook gives you a headache that only goes away when you close the browser/screen.
"All these game requests on my news feed are giving me a Facebook Headache."
by Priomotu May 14, 2012
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