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Swamp kitten

A hot and sweaty vajayjay. Like what women get sitting on leather seats in Vegas.
Ooh, it is too freaking hot, I'm starting to feel like a swamp kitten !

Can also be used like:
Doesn't your car have air-conditioning? I'm not about to have a swampy kitten.
by WrathySquirrel September 7, 2017
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Get out of my swamp

it means that you should get out of shrecks fucking swamp before he rapes you dog
"Hey, my swamp my rules. so get out of my swamp
by BRUH.MP4 September 3, 2019
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Third Degree Swamp Ass

Similar to swamp ass, except with a much more apparent effect. These effects include damp to soaking wet pants (mostly in the back and inner thigh areas), a drip or stream of sweat going down your leg or pant leg, inability to properly clench your ass cheeks due to the slippery skin shared between them.
"Dude, I'm slipping out of my seat right now."
"Why?"
"My pants are drenched from my Third Degree Swamp Ass."

"That woman's water just burst or she is leaving a sweat trail due to Third Degree Swamp Ass."

"Oh man, do you smell anything?"
"What the hell is that?"
"Sorry I have Third Degree Swamp Ass and can't hold in my gas."
by Bass Drop Donnie June 22, 2012
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Wading through her swamp

A euphemism for engaging in sexual escapades with a female of dubious moral character. Just as with a real life swamp, if you don't wear some form of protection, there's no telling what sort of diseases you might catch.
Leliana: "She was...you are...you're giving her...I mean, you're wading through her swamp!"

Warden: "Are you jealous? I could wade through yours if you'd like"
by Koban December 28, 2009
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Knuckle Dragging Swamp cunt

For that one special motherfucker who grinds your gears.
by LaughingCrow May 25, 2018
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An alternative term used when you want to say you have to take a really bad shit.
I can't wait any longer man we have to pull over right now, i gotta drop the niggers off in the swamp.
by jiggaray February 22, 2011
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Florida Swamp Slinger

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.
Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.
by thatonebro March 28, 2011
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