Offical

Of or pertaining to a cult run by the best geniuses (who are even smarter than spellcheck) and composed of the easily duped

"Have you paid to get your offical Trump card yet? He may have lost the election, but he'll always have my heart. And money."

by Good one Beth August 7, 2021

Office

the daily liturgy consisting of psalms and prayers chanted by clergy members, including Roman Catholic priests and members of other religious orders.

Father O'Malley spent the morning leading the congregation in the Divine Office.

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024