Turd Symphony

A piece of classical music composed by someone while sitting on the toilet.

I'm constipated. I think I'll compose my turd symphony while I'm sitting here. Luckily I keep my piano in the bathroom.

by Crazee GaGa July 21, 2011

simpsoned

Being persuaded by a hooker to have sex, then finding out the hooker is really a man... but opting to let him jerk you off until bust a nut.

yo - I just got Simpsoned in the back alley...

by ryan pratt March 18, 2005

Simpson's Corollary

Corollary to Godwin's Law which states that the only people who complain about Godwin's Law being invoked are those that often make Nazi References.

Bob: America is like Nazi Germany and Bush is Like Hitler
Sally: I invoke Godwin's Law! You hereby forfeit the discussion.
Bob: Gah. Godwin's Law is just an escape for people who don't want to admit the truth!
Sally: Simpson's Corollary! Only people who make Nazi references all the time complain about being shut down by Godwin's Law.

by mcsimpson April 29, 2006

Simpson Syndrome

its like bieber fever except it for Cody simpson!

sally: i got bieber fever
sue: hahaha i got Simpson Syndrome excpt cody is wayyy better than bever!

Simpson Syndrome

by sallysue! January 2, 2012

hyper ultra mega sympa

Defines a person who is very very very friendly

Juliette is hyper ultra mega sympa because she is very very very friendly!

by TheOreo December 24, 2008

symes

A word meaning, and to be screamed at the top of your voice whilst "splashing your cash" all over a burberry bra (size 32A) which is being worn by the cleaner from work at the time.

"Yeah, she was well easy mate, I gave her a couple of Symes' in the smoking hut."

by Mr Muscle September 14, 2008

sympathy boner

A sad wank

Man I am so wet from crying i so need a wank right now. Sympathy boner

by test12 March 22, 2016