Snow Patrol

When a park ranger finds the body from an avalanche and uses it for sexual gratification.

Had a proper "snow patrol" last night, can't believe the amount of snow I had to dig through.

by Mr. Rogers's snow man August 11, 2022

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Snow Snookie

Sarah Palin: reality TV star; dabbled in politics as an out of the blue VP candidate that sunk the McCain ticket; served a half term as the Alaska gov, but apparently couldn't stand the heat and got out of the kitchen, deciding instead to pursue celebrity and personal fortune. In order to keep her celebrity brand current she continues to intimate a Presidential run, though few believe she is a serious player. She is the perferred opponent to President Obama by most Democrats.

I saw snow snookie on a rerun of Sarah Palin's Alaska last night. She's smoking hot for a member of the media elite.

by Innocent4 December 9, 2011

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snow brow

noun \ˈsnō ˈbrau̇\

: A person who is uncultivated or non-intellectual about snow driving.

1. Despite his Colorado plate, he was such a snow brow.

2. The snow brow kept inching ahead at 5 miles per hour.

by Scotch 2 November 21, 2013

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Snow tubing

When one proceeds to duck tape their feet together and pour a line of coke into their ass before being thrown into a cage match with a group of feral coke addicted wolves who were forced to go cold Turkey just a week before

Last Saturday, Jeff bet Bob he couldn’t survive snow tubing since he has a long family history of drug addiction

by Jonny74895873 December 17, 2022

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