Skeets

Skeets is a person with an innate ability to be awesome. They have the best jokes and hidden talents and are normally the life of the party. Enjoy being around a Skeets because it doesn't happen everyday. You're a lucky one if you know Skeets.

Skeets was having a blast last night what a great fella.

by Skeetsyg April 10, 2021

Skeet

The art of ejaculating semen on someone or something.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!??? How u gonna spell a man's name with yo skeet." -Berleezy

by The Great Heir to Penis Man April 24, 2023

skeet

Skeet is used in two ways.

1. To ejactulate/cum
2. To run

1. I skeeted on the girl
2. He was running and ducking and ducking until he just ran out of breath, skeet

by pyrexGG_ February 14, 2019

skeet scoot

Our master skeet scoot shall never be seen but if your children magically have scooters you know hes after them. He will MAKE THEM part of his army of skeet scooters.

Ill skeet scoot ur soul

by Ya boi demon April 2, 2019

Skeet or skit

Skit or skeet

(part of a gang)

Joey: gang gang
Tom: eskkittit
Bob: skeet or skit
(Was was shot that day)

by Ticktocksuckmyco... June 5, 2018

Skeeted

To get caught by the Chris Hansen impersonator known as Skeeter Jean (aka Skeet Hansen), who operateson YouTube with a group of pred catchers known as the "predatorial investigations unit"

"...i just wanted to let you know that I am Skeet Hansen, and I am with the predatorial investigations unitand we are doing an investigation on adults who meet minors online for sex, and you have just been skeeted"

by 3minem August 9, 2024

Keto skeet

When your girlfriend is on keto and skeets on the couch durning a movie.

Damn mandy thats some straight keto skeet you just dropped.

by The big bad carpet muncher February 17, 2020