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Beet Skeet

To leave a place you are at and go someplace else.
"Lets beet skeet it outta here! The fuzz is here!"
"What?? Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are here?? Where??"
"I said THE fuzz, not Hot Fuzz!! dumbfuck!"
by Wildfira May 1, 2008
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Skeet

Noun: a post on BlueSky
Verb: to write and publish a post on BlueSky
I saw a skeet about the games earlier today on BlueSky

She skeeted about her a new job last week, so I guess she's too busy for me now
by itsBukola.bsky.social November 8, 2024
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fleet of skeet

"dnt mess with me fleet of skeet"
BLAP BLAP! BRAP!
"me fleet died 'ere!"
by Brovren October 22, 2007
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Skeet rocket

As you're cumming hold in your cum and when you can't hold it in any more let it out and it should skeet rocket out.
Gonna skeet rocket 3....2....1....blast off pew pew pew
by Boo-ster September 29, 2017
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Skeet

Verb: To finesse, steal, or otherwise gain something usually at someone else’s expense
Adjective: Bullshit or not believable, could also refer to inadequacy

Skeeted, skeeter, to skeet
This dude gave us like 2 Gs, when it’s supposed to be 5, HE SKEETED US!
The fact that he gave us Gs instead of five is, in fact, SKEET.
by FullTimeSkeeter March 6, 2019
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Skeet

Skeet
This word has two definitions;
1.) On the West Coast, the term "Skeet" means to cum/ejaculate, or jerk off. 2.) On the East Coast, specifically in the DMV, the term "Skeet" means to leave the premises/from where you currently are, drive somewhere else, go, exit the current area.
(1) West Coast Definition:
*two guys talking about a mess in the bathroom*
Guy 1: Man look at that stuff on the toilet!
Guy 2: It looks like someone skeet all over it!

(2) East Coast Definition:
*Two people hanging out at night*
Guy: Hey what time is it?
Girl: 11:02
Guy: Oh man I better skeet home before my mom gets mad
by Dwight.beets January 12, 2019
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Skeeted

The action of being found out to be a pedophil. This is usuelly used by skeeter jean.
I just wanna let you know that you have been skeeted
by M.A.P hater August 9, 2024
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