special protein shake

A beverage made by Gerald as he masturbates while thinking about cherries and cumming on Minwoo.

"Hey what are you going to eat tonight?"
"I'm going to eat some of my special protein shake, IT'S QUITE NUTRITIOUS!"

by KawaiiPotatoLikesCookieMesh February 15, 2018

shake a deuce loose

To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.

1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.

2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.

3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?

4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?

by Shay Sights May 13, 2022

Hair-lem Shake

When a girl's hair gets in a guy's face and/or mouth while he is grinding her from behind. This usually occurs at High School dances or at the club.

I was grinding up on her but it soon turned into the Hair-lem Shake when her curls were half way down my throat.

by Jay Danger March 1, 2008

shaking hands with downstairs

Another term for male masturbation.

Mike: "Hey, why didn't you show up last night?"
Lindo: "I was too busy watching porn and shaking hands with downstairs."

by Mandy O. January 7, 2009

bro-tein shake

a protein shake with ruffees and viagra in it.

"Want to chill, and maybe get some bro-tein shakes?"
-Chad Bro-Chill

by Cam Bro-Chill October 28, 2008

Shake one out

When one shits in their pants and then shakes the poop out of the bottom of their pant leg.

I was on stage and I had to shake one out and it wound up hitting someone in the front row.

by Rob Stern October 9, 2007

colorado chocolate shake

When someone fills your bong with dirty poop water

I came home and packed a bowl. Then I realized my old roommate left me a colorado chocolate shake when he moved out earlier that day. Chad is an asshole.

by bemused January 14, 2015