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Rachel

Rachel puts on a face for others and acts like their friend until they become her friend. Once she has you under her manipulative control, she unleashes her utter cunty-ness. She does this because of her inability to be alone or face confrontation. Rachel is the type of girl that will date a guy then talk about how she wishes she fucks other guys. She plays the victim 98% of the time rather than stepping up to the fact that she is the problem. Her only redeeming characteristic is that she is smart, but she uses it to manipulate others to her advantage. Rachel speaks horribly to her mother and will call her names and manipulate her until she gives her money. She makes up sad backstories to further place herself as the victim in her life.
“Yo hows Rachel doing?”
Who gives a fuck.”

“Rachel just told me that she wishes she could vicariously live trhough my hook ups…”
“Isn’t she dating someone?”
“Literally yeah… who gives a fuck.”

“Hey Rachel! Where are you going tonight?”
“Going to hook up with some guy I met on Tinder.”
“Aren’t you still with your boyfriend?”
“Yeah, but I need to hook up with this guy to see if I love him.”

“Rachel is a bitch lowkey.”
“I think you mean highkey.”
“Yeah, but who gives a fuck about her.”
by Elodythecat March 19, 2024
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Dirty Rachel

The act of pissing yourself in bed when your too lazy to go the toilet
I was well drunk when I got in last night I couldn’t get up so I just pulled a dirty Rachel
by JMTHEMYTH March 25, 2024
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Rachel

For some reason cares about ur mom more than she cares about you. Wine aunt of the friend group and will cook for everyone.
Rachel brought us cookies
by Hay_lint32 July 24, 2022
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rachel

shorty short short short shorty short short lol short
rachel is such a rachel like shes so short not even 5'2
by Bigdick42069boi August 2, 2022
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Rachel Nightengale

often a blonde average height loud female. could be described as a little offbeat. she sometimes has insecurities of missing out, a severe case of fomo. she has

more book smarts than street smarts, and an extremely positive attitude. oftentimes in inappropriate settings. tends to be on the autism spectrum, but high functioning.
Wow that rachel nightengale! She is the best girl in class!

Rebecca didn’t get the joke, and Matthew responded humorously, “wow you are pulling a rachel nightengale!”
by s brown <3 June 7, 2022
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Rachel Cohen

A gorgeous and witty Jewish woman whose dazzling smile and unbelievable curves are bound to leave you speechless. She's as beautiful as she is intelligent, and has an aura of magnetism about her that's impossible to ignore.
"Did you swipe right on that Rachel Cohen?"

"Yeah man. You're damn right I did..."
by SupremePastaImplosion June 9, 2022
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