Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.

Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"

by robotmafia October 05, 2010

Pound Some Queers

A synonym for drink, or pound, some beers.

Todd: Hey Mitch, wanna go pound some queers down at Churchkey later today?

Mitch: Wow, and here I thought you were a liberal.

Todd: No, I meant drink some beers... You know, beers, queers...?

Mitch: Oh yeah, let's go pound some queers, for sure.

by Don's Johnson November 08, 2012

pandy pounds

Excessive weight gain caused by the pandemic

I need to get back to the gym to lose these pandy pounds

by beatsmeoff September 28, 2021

dick pounding

smashing a dick using something hard like a hammer or another dick till it's flat

yesterday my girlfriend gave me a dick pounding when I told her that I'm cheating on her

by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017

Quarter Pounded

Someone who finishes quickly

“What did you do last night?”

“My tinder date quarter pounded”

“Oh no”

by straightvibin December 09, 2020

pound cake

1. a pound cake is a sponge cake found in rations
2. pound cake is a song made by drake
3. a pound cake are the squishy parts of a butt

Example 1:
Bro, what is that?
Me: its a pound cake m8

Example 2:
Bro, what are you listening to?
a song made by drake m8

Example 3:
Bro, what are you doing? It looks disgusting.
im showing my giant pound cakes m8

by h2008 June 15, 2018

Pound cake

Used to describe someone that’s likable but pretty air headed.

Eh he’s nice but he’s a bit of a pound cake- sweet but dense.

by Lord Poo Poo August 07, 2020