Own

Synonymous to "don't".

Girl 1: Why did he break up with you?

Girl 2: I own know, I always treated him right and I never cheated in him, I own know, for real.

Mother: What do you want for lunch?
Son: I own care, whatever we've got in da fridge.

by Skrtgangster June 3, 2018

lax owned

variation of the words owned, pwned, and lwned. Basically menas to get owned by someone else, esp. in the game of lacrosse.

Get lax owned you noob.

I just lax owned you.

by Lax17 October 6, 2010

Use your own words!!

Yeah, I'm doing that now ain't I? Are you happy? You like em don't you? I know words. I have the best words.

Hym " 'Use your own words!!' Cried the charlatan cult leader. As he paraphrases my actual response to the whore fucking the retard in response to a question about cheating. That's the height of psychological prowess right there. Just re-articulate what Hym said. That is absolutely heartbreaking... This is psychology now. Just charlatans parroting the things I say. Yeah? She needs to confess her guilt? Really? Man, the meaning has been completely and utterly drained from your words. That's a technique. It's called Fox Hunt. Now you're just an amorphous blob amorphous blob. Regurgitating catchphrases and plugging your friend's work and reciting the work of Hym."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.

A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")

by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009

National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day

A annual Twitter fad that comes around once a year where artists draw their own character sucking their own cock. Popular amongst furries and the MHA fans. If you miss out you're a loser!

"It's National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day! I drew Ryan the Hedgehog suck his own cock!" #nationaldrawyourowncharactersuckingitsowndickday

by Chevyman95 August 25, 2023

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

fuckin you bored and you copied and pasted the first text in the new word page

dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...

by mewsem October 23, 2022

high on their own farts

Of a person, particularly on social media, who has a delusional sense of importance or validity in their actions or statements

All these celebrities thinking we care what they think about politics must be high on their own farts

by anonymous December 14, 2024