dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020

Owns a gravel bike

Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.

David was once a force to be reckoned with, but now he "owns a gravel bike".

by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022

OWNED BY LEO

OWNED BY LEO is a phrase that is used for the enactment of endearment for the owner
p.s ily a lot owner ;3

hunbun: hippidy hoppidy I am OWNED BY LEO
Leo: hehehehe

by yeetskeet10001 December 17, 2020

National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day

A annual Twitter fad that comes around once a year where artists draw their own character sucking their own cock. Popular amongst furries and the MHA fans. If you miss out you're a loser!

"It's National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day! I drew Ryan the Hedgehog suck his own cock!" #nationaldrawyourowncharactersuckingitsowndickday

by Chevyman95 August 25, 2023

high on their own farts

Of a person, particularly on social media, who has a delusional sense of importance or validity in their actions or statements

All these celebrities thinking we care what they think about politics must be high on their own farts

by anonymous December 14, 2024

bit their own toes off

Regretting a bad decision - making a wrong choice and regretting it later

They ordered our machine at work from a different company because it was cheaper, it's been nothing but trouble. Boy, they really bit their own toes off!

by Dr. HaHa April 14, 2014

Own the ad for this word

When you own the ad for “Own the ad for this word”

i decided to Own the ad for this word

by tauredministryofagriculture August 6, 2025