Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories

Ha! If THAT isn't a Freudian slip I don't know what is!

Hym "Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories? You're sitting in an air conditioned office and lying about the actual reason behind the drone strikes."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

shalom officer

a phrase that indicates someone knows the receiver of this phrase is an undercover IDF agent

Person 1: "Nestlé, Palantir, and Chiquita did nothing wrong"
Person 2: "Shalom officer"

by manaphy_games December 23, 2025

Office roomba

The sole person left working alone at the office building, often by choice, who runs around trying to keep on top of all tasks.

Q: Is Sharon still not working from home?
A: No, she's totally the office roomba.

by MegaHuge June 25, 2021

Poor effort in the office

To preform blatant laziness and complete dereliction of duty at hand

Bill Rick and Kevin demonstrated a poor effort in the office by dropping the ball

by Just pawns July 9, 2021

Office minge

Smelly odour from a girls poontang after a hard day at the office
Female version of chefs arse

Coworker asks what’s that smell? Probably my office minge, it’s been a long day

by Paula Droopy tits July 9, 2021