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enoch: “you suck!” *proceeds to laugh at katie*
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Yeah. THAT'S the problem! You're just TOO GOOD TO FUCK ME. THAT'S it. And SO MUCH SO... That I need to change my entire life... And ignore the FACT that you're just FUCKING ALL THE FAT-COCKS INDISCRIMINATELY and then fucking date you, subsidize your bitch life... Indefinitely. THAT'S the problem.
Hym "And you call it the 'Male loser epidemic.' That's the problem with society to you. Men are just not good enough to fuck you and if only we could fix that then everything would be fine. It's not you fucking fat-cocks indiscriminately and making a de facto second class citizenry. It's not that the Jews are just allowed to steal and commit genocide. The literal creator of AI is just too much not good enough to fuck you and THAT is the problem with society."
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
Get the Male loser epidemic mug.A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.
Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
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