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cock lunch

A great insult mentioned by producers of the American Pie movies.
Go eat a cock lunch you fag.
by Jimmy Jackson June 11, 2005
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southern lunchbag

the act that consists of two people while a man and woman are having sex the man vomits in the womans vagina and staples it shut
man I gave Becky a southern lunchbag yesterday
by jim grupon October 19, 2014
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The Lunch Lady

a sexual position that works like this, you lay on the bed and your partner leaves to the kitchen, makes you a samich, comes back and feeds it to you.
Hey baby lets do The Lunch Lady tonight ;)
by 3nt October 14, 2017
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get your lunch money taken

Another of way of saying "get owned". You can use this phrase when someone gets embarrassed or "owned" either physically or in conversation.
Graham: "what up playa"
Damian: "not much man, just got knocked down by some freshman"
Graham: "hahahah get your lunch money taken kid"
Damian: :( :( :(
by watupplaya September 10, 2010
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Lunch meat pussy

When a woman's labias hang out or pertrude out to resemble two pieces of folded lunch meat. Some vaginas are this way naturally, though they tend to get that way from a lot of usage like with pornstars or a ho.
"Damn that bitche's pussy's been so beat up she's got lunch meat pussy."

"I got some man-naise to go with that lunch meat pussy!"
by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008
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a Hollywood lunch meeting

A Hollywood lunch meeting is a precursor to the possibility of scoring with a wannabe starlet, a.k.a. a bimbo
Agent 1 : Man, been long since we hit the bar dude. Let's catch up this evening ?

Agent 2 : Sorry mate. Have lined up a Hollywood lunch meeting ... you figure the rest !
by Nartimus September 14, 2013
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Abortion Launchpad

An extremely vulgar term for a vagina. Usually used to negatively describe the rancid vagina of an enemy.
I'm not going near that rank bitches fetid abortion launchpad.
by Rascapopolist July 25, 2011
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