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Keanu Kelly

Keanu Kelly is a person who plays minecraft alllllllllllllllll the time
This person is always red and blushing
Their mum calls them unique
They're a big ksi
"Keanu Kelly is a big skill issue"
"Yeah i know right"
by dfjsufiusdbfdfcxa October 20, 2022
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Dirty Kelly

A "dirty Kelly" is when you go out in public completely naked late at night with a girl who doesn't mind having sex on the hood of your car, a park bench, or the neighbor's trampoline.
I went for a dirty Kelly behind the Walmart last night with a chick I met on the clearance aisle.
by Pimpstik June 21, 2023
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Kelly St Fort

Kelly St Fort over there? Oh yea she’s the bop of all bops.
by ellie peterson March 5, 2024
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Kelly's Law of Committees

None of us are as dumb as all of us.
A counter to the older, pro-teamwork adage "None of us are as smart as all of us."
Speaks to the risk of lower-level workers' input being useless if upper management gives its own opinion first, due to the tendency of workers to fall in line once the position of the leader (who could fire them for dissent) is known.
The wording above was written on a wall at NASA's Houston complex after the Challenger disaster, as reported by astronaut Mark Kelly, husband of Congresswoman Gabby Giffords. Although the concept has long been known of, once it took the form of an aphorism, it acquired a viral quality.
Niels Bohr and son Aage asked low-level engineer Richard Feynman their questions before asking higher-ups like Oppenheimer, partly to avoid taking up important administrators' time, but also to avoid Kelly's law of committees. Asking the higher-ups first, with lower-level workers present, would have a chilling effect on the latter's offering their own ideas and concerns.
by WhatwasIsaying December 24, 2024
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Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.
Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez
by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019
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Pulling a Kelly

The art of pulling a Kelly is going out on the town the night before a morning shift at work but still making it into work, no matter the state you are in.
“No wonder Richard looks so rough this morning, he’s pulling a Kelly
by Wjh1 July 9, 2023
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Smelly Kelly

The phrase smelly Kelly is a well known insult used when referring to Kelly Jordan who is the wife/caretaker of Richard Samuel Jordan (WingsOfRedemption). It is just one of the many phrases coined when referring to Kelly and the most popular one. Kelly earned this nickname from obviously being smelly, not only that, but Kelly has a huge issue with farting in her sleep. According to Richard it’s so bad that “ Kelly let’s talk farts like a machine gun under the blankets and is not a very pleasant smell.” .
“ at least they’re not calling me smelly Kelly no more.”

“ can you guys come up with a better nickname and smelly Kelly?”
“ mawds ban anyone in chat saying smelly Kelly, thanks in advance!”
by UncleTomDaJigga July 30, 2025
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