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Kelly

Kelly is the second name of many inbreds. If you know one, you might also notice that they're ugly as fuck. I tend to stray from Kelly's but sometimes being beside them makes me feel more confident and handsome.
by Dubistsupaaaa March 15, 2022
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Pulling an R. Kelly

"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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Kelly

Kelly is a shy , quiet ,smart , pretty , nice , hardworking girl.
The teacher: Kelly can you please read the sentence please?
Kelly: *silent*
by Yolieeeeeeee <3 February 8, 2022
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Kelly

Kelly just discovered boba tea. She won't stop telling people how "cultured" she is. She's not racist. She has a black friend of a friend's cousin.
Q: Which Kelly?

A: The one in the Patagonia jacket who only dates white guys.
Q: Which Kelly?
by Anonymouskelly February 12, 2022
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Kelly Hatfield

The fittest of the fittest loves a big juicy scaling before she sleeps
Is Kelly Hatfield coming round tonight
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Kelly Hatfield

The fittest of the fittest loves a big juicy schlong before she sleeps
Hey James is that Kelly Hatfield cos shes bunda lengerz
by Malathyi October 7, 2021
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Kelly

She is house broken, friendly, and great with kids and other animals. She is low energy so exercise isn't a necessity and waking her from long rests and naps is unadvised. She loves to cuddle, and can be taken most places. Her favourite treats are chicken nuggies and slurpees. She does tend to be upset if you get her the wrong flavours though. While fearful, she does demonstrate good guard instincts when left home alone. She can be left alone and only shows distress when you leave, calms down fairly quickly there after. She likes to meet others as well, but can be slightly jealous if anyone shows interest in her people. We have had success in teaching her new things. Some extra attention during thunderstorms is quite common or else she may whimper and cry (refer to favourite treats). All in all, she's a good girl 🐕
We have a Kelly
by Her roommates October 28, 2021
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