R. Kelly free throw

To urinate on someone whilst having an upwards pointed erection

I totally gave Donovan an R. Kelly free throw!

by Seerf December 7, 2024

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Kelli

Kelli is the most kind hearted, loving person you could ever know. She always puts herself first and doesn’t expect anything from you. Kelli has gorgeous eyes and she has the brightest prettiest smile you’ll ever see

Friend: “oh do you know Kelli”
Me: “Oh yea i love Kelli, shes the best. Have you seen those eyes”

by 1<3u February 23, 2022

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Kelly Sloan

An incredibly cute guy with a good personality and a biiiiig dick.

Ong I want Kelly Sloan so bad.

by ghettodick69 October 10, 2022

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cutro-kelly

A reference to an upstate NY family who has the penis usually described as the size of an acorn when errect. This deformation is expected to have been caused by a long tradition of in-breeding.

Omg look at his dick it's so tiny!
I know he must be a cutro-kelly.

by Smoke22 November 18, 2015

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Pulling an R. Kelly

Peeing on 'em.

"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

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