[friend control] 

an awesome friend in your life to point out the fucking losers in your life that are clingy, needy people who have nothing better to do than to try and mimic everything that all of their other friends are doing!

friend 1: "i am going to play "forever and ever" at my wedding when i walk down the aile"
crazy friend: "i am soooo going to play "forever and ever" at my wedding too!"
friend control aka normal person: "omg, she is copying everything u do! you GOTTA lose this loser!"

[friend control] by boogirl January 18, 2009

Friend Barrier 

A wall of friends that protect indecent exposure from others. Used for women changing clothes in class to girls showing their tits.

Girl: Hey guys help me get this shirt off.
Friend: Let's make a friend barrier.
Friends make a circle around Girl.

Guy: I dare you to show your breasts.
Girl: Fine, just make me a friend barrier.

Friend Barrier by Hermjesnez June 17, 2012

Friend Language 

The newest language to hit the nation. consisting of only 7 different words:

Friend

Enemy

Part-ay

Yes

No

Del Taco

Del Scorcho

A conversation between two people speaking friend language.

Person 1: Friend friend friend, friend friend?

Person 2: No friend, friend friend friend....ENEMY!

Person 1:............Friend? ): Del Taco?

Person 2:......YES! friend friend friend kill drake!

Friend Language by D_4_Less August 18, 2009

FRIEND ZONE 

The place a good guy dread and the gays love if a guy is a good friend and has made it to this zone that means that the woman is too stupid to figure out this is usually the best guy to be with

dude she put me ion the friend zone

dude that sucks i didnt know your gay

im not

well i know your not a good guy

fuck you go back to your fuck muppet

FRIEND ZONE by muppet fucker December 9, 2011

Friend-Up 

A friend-up is where you have a friend. And they are clingy and you don't really want to be friends with them. But if you 'reject' them,they take it to heart,cry and spread rumors. So you have to handle them with care.

Girl 1; Uggh. This girl is annoying. She calls me every second of the day...I don't want to be friends with her..But I don't know how to tell her..

Girl 2; OMG. I know. That's annoying. Just 'Friend-Up' with her.

Friend-Up by GEDO7O9&HOAG2 November 19, 2009

friend shaped

an affectionate way of describing a fat person. cute and huggable.

"Im fat"
"no, you're friend shaped."

friend shaped by redderumbrellas June 1, 2020

friend with benefits 

A common term among those single people in their 30's. Either they are divorced or have been in a serious relationship. Which ever scenario fits, these people do not understand terms such as slut, whore, love at first sight and other uniformed thoughts.

being able to be a friend with benefits means you are more aware of difference between sexual chemistry and conection and can act on it with responsibility. Ever seen Sex and the City? THAT defines it all and in a funny way. I am sure many can relate. After 30 there are no inhibitions and no judgements. A single night of sex between consenting adults is common talk over coffee in the morning with you best girlfriends.

friend with benefits by slightly over 30 July 30, 2008