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The New Facebook

The "New Coke" of the 21st Century. An answer to a design problem that no one had on the website Facebook, spearheaded by Mark Zuckerberg.
"Dude do you like the new Facebook?"

"No, I think it blows big-time"
by HeyitsAC November 2, 2008
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facebook filler

People you don't really talk to on facebook, but you just keep in there to increase your volume of friends.
example 1:
"Hot woman on your wall there, bud..."

"Yeah, she's nice.
Oh wow, I haven't talked to her in... a year now.
Hmmm, I guess she's just a facebook filler."

example 2:
"Wow, 974 facebook friends, hey?
Mostly facebook fillers, I presume?"
by passdaDutchy July 4, 2010
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Facebook weatherman

When people post status's of the weather outside..
John: Its snowing hella hard outside!

Alex: No shit dumbass.. quit being a facebook weatherman
by ThisniggafromEK February 19, 2011
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facebook foul

An individual who makes a ridiculous amount of statuses, always writes on everyone's wall, and overall just a news feed hog.

Mostly unnecessary wall posts, usually just for attention. The worst facebook foul's even wall post to people they have no real connection to.

Another component of a facebook foul is liking or commenting on things that the said person has nothing to do with. Wall posts for conversations are also a tell-tale sign of a chronic facebook foul.
Steve: "Dude, she just had 3 statuses, and 14 wall posts in 26 minutes.. :/"

John: "That's such a facebook foul"
by dicksandtits123 May 24, 2011
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Facebook correctness

the sacrificial act of not posting what you want to write on Facebook because it really will piss off somebody.
You wouldn't believe how often Trish resorts to Facebook correctness because of her strident political views.

Facebook political correctness politcally correct
by Brunette, not Blonde April 18, 2010
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facebook scab

facebook scab: someone who adds random people they don't know as friends. usually to bring their friend count up to seem like they have a lot of friends
guy 1: "hey man, do you know this guy..........-.......? he just sent me a request" guy 2: " no man, i dont think i do, he's probably just a facebook scab,ignore it"
by puppykicker420 December 30, 2009
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I'm Facebooking this

A phrase that is used after a hilarious, awkward, scary, or unbelievable event occurs so everyone who did not witness the event can "like" the status to feel like they were in on it.
Susie: EWW! I just saw Orlando Bloom make out with Rosie O'Donnell. I'm Facebooking this!
by josiedee2 December 29, 2010
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