defacebook crush

To remove a stalker, crush you didnt know wasn't just a friend because everytime your in a picture with a guy or girl they get jealous ?

I was at a party with a bunch of people and I just happened to be with a cute guy in a picture and was tagged and it posted to my profile ... now a guy that was just a friend ... I thought is all jealous and pissed off and going to fight for me ...what the fuck we went to the movies once? maybe lunch as friends. You are now "Defacebook crush"

by 1redcupcake September 1, 2010

Uterus Crushing

Sex with a girl under the age of 13.

Guy One: Man I just fucked this young hottie last night
Guy Two: Dude, I saw that girl and she couldn't have been more than 12, that isn't sex thats Uterus Crushing

by T.T. Tin Tin October 30, 2010

fake crush

A crush where at some days you HATE them, but others all you wanna do is be around them. A crush where your heart plays tricks on you.

Bob: GOD SUSAN I HATE YOU
Susan:Fuck off
The next day
Bob: God Susan I'm sorry I love you
Susan: ew
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Basically bipolar...

Bob: I think I have a fake crush on Susan
Fred: Omg no way

by Poxomon March 11, 2016

gay crush

when a person has a crush on someone of a different sexual orientation. i.e. when a straight girl has a crush on a gay man. very similar to girl crush and boy crush.

She has a gay crush on that guy.

by s-a-to tha-r-a February 18, 2006

crush job

The act of crushing a man's testicles to give yourself or the recipient immense sexual pleasure. Nutcrackers and cymbals may also be used if the "CJer" cannot execute the technique properly. WARNING!!! One can be involuntarily crushed by having sexual intercourse with a woman weighing over five hundred pounds.

Come on honey, please give me a crush-job. I bought you a special pair of cymbals...

Dude, don't have sex with that porker... she might accidentally crush job you.

by Jeremey Dawson May 19, 2008

Mind Crush

The crushing or screwing around with other people's minds. Often due to a flare of emotion of one party in a conversation.

Damn, I was talking to Shauney and she was dealing some dope ass mind crush on some fool.

by prime_the_one February 23, 2009

girl crush

A female who absolutely adores another female in the most nonlesbian way and tries to be EXACTLY like that chick and forgets her identity.

Virginia: Oh my Gad, it's Carol, oh my Gad! Am I wearing the exact same clothes as her? Do I look exactly like her? Am I speaking just like her? When other people are around and I'm with Carol do I totally ignore them and try to be cool but really I'm snobby?
Briana: Um, yes.
Virginia: Oh my Gad yay!

by ebkf June 1, 2005