Forced Commando

When you have to sacrifice your underwear because there's no toilet paper in the bathroom.

Joe: Gross! did you see those shitty underwear in the bathroom stall?
Mike: Those were mine. They didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wipe my ass with my undies. Now I'm Forced Commando.

by Baracus March 21, 2019

Super Commando

You’re not wearing underwear or pants.

Slick Rick said he was coming thru super commando which I thought was a NES game until I saw his taint.

by Stephen B Rollin September 12, 2019

COVID Commander

Another name for the coronavirus pandemic. Named for the main villain in the 80s gi joe cartoons.

"Everyone's panic buying toilet paper because of the COVID Commander."

by AdmiralAshBar May 4, 2020

baby commander

a full fucking physco that plays siege and has an army of babies.

the baby commander was no match for the Jskull

by jskull July 5, 2020

Bot Commander

1. The Roblox game of the same name.
2. A rank that would likely be given in a AI Robot Army. Would be similar to the Colonel rank in the Army.

1. That Bot Commander Game on Roblox is such a banger.
2. Look at that retired robot! He's a Bot Commander! Disguising rude old man!

by Jaeger_Battalion December 5, 2020

blue commadore

Sexy drag racer guy who does sick a$$ fucken skids at traffic lights.

“Damn look at that sexy blue commadore”
“The driver of that blue commadore is hot”

by H0rN3yALwaYz May 8, 2021

Cave Commander

The leader in a group of tunnel buddies

None of the tunnel buddies cannot bring her to completion. This sounds like a job for the Cave Commander

by Slahpysecuns June 1, 2021