Clap

Legit just Ethan bye, like he hasn't got a symmetrical face and old blokes cup his bollocks and tell him. It's his kink

Hew Ethan, stop crying over Sarah you piece of clap

by Ethan bye has no symmetry August 25, 2019

Cosmic Clap

The new term coinded by Link E. Starbureiy given to the old 'Big Bang'. This word is more appropriate because it implies that two or more objects collided and created the universe, rather than a random-source explosion.

Reference to the Big Bang is olde skool. If you want to be hip, call it the Cosmic Clap.

by Cosmologer October 13, 2007

Clapped

To be so fucking ugly, you need the physical punishment of being smacked in the face.

To be or not to be clapped, is all about how fast your mirror shatters in the morning.

"That bloke over there is totally clapped, am I right?"
"Yea how does he even look at himself in the mirror?"

by C_Leader November 8, 2018

Thunder Clap

When she shits in your hands and then you clap.

When she gives me a Thunder Clap I pretend Im one of those monkeys with the cymbals! Really turns her on

by Redshadow203 September 12, 2023

Shrek Clap

When someone messes up in a sport, turn the lights off and clap above said person’s head while wearing a mask. Then proceed to have the people around to tie them up and dry hump them.

Jimmy needs to be Shrek Clapped, he missed a tackle in our game.

by 5 big guys May 24, 2024

Boner clap

V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.

Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.

by SarahKelly April 19, 2020

silhouette clap

The act of making a clapping gesture without producing any sound.

Person A: So you did go to the K-Pop concert?
Person B: Yeah. I mean, Person C bought tickets for both of us, and it would be rude to turn down free tickets.
Person A: But you hate K-Pop.
Person B: I just gave a silhouette clap after each performance. We were in a crowd, so she didn't notice.

by ChameleonDragon September 12, 2021