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Tijuana credit card

A long piece of hose used to siphon gas from other people's cars.
Juan-Carlos: Oh chit mang....we almoss out of gas!!
Jose-Luis: Ju no worry...I got my Tijuana credit card, and there's a mall right over there.
by BadmotorfingerC15 January 25, 2013
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Shark Card Kop

A person that buys alot of shark cards in the online game 'GTA ONLINE'
by Easy wins February 18, 2018
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Play the troll card

When one user questions or attacks another user, and the 2nd instantly accuses them of being a "troll". Often the first resort of those on shaky ground.
PD: "I don't think Asians should date Blacks."

Goldwing: "That's because you're a dumb racist."

PD: "Troll alert!"

Count X: "Man, don't even play the troll card, you racist shitbag."
by The BlueMan October 26, 2012
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debit card daddy

the man of the house who is too broke to be a sugar daddy and too fat to be a splenda daddy.
Usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is.
Don't worry Debit Card Daddy will pay for it.
by Mechanic_wiz November 24, 2015
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Backwards reverse card

If someone says no u and you say no w and they say reverse card you have one option to use and that is backwards reverse card
Ur mom gay
No u
No w
Reverse card, i win
no i win
What
Backwards reverse card
Oof
by The kink of king October 16, 2018
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flippin' out the cards

1. the act of becoming a leader.
2. one who takes on a head role.
3. whipping out ones dick.
1. jim totally was flippin' out the cards yesterday. i'm really impressed with his leadership skills.
2. "so timmy, are ya going to be flippin' out the cards later or what?" "i don't know babe... we'll see how the night goes."
by jjacksonfoolsonlol April 11, 2010
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Uno reverse card

A powerful weapon of mass destruction used by the Soviets during the battle of Pepe where the radical meme group JOE got asked who joe is witch led to the death of 69 civilians and 420 injuries. The Soviets used the weapon after their motherland was called gay. JOE quickly surrendered but the Soviets had to give up the use after the U.N's ban, due to the increased threat of sanctions and their economy starting to run dry.

Why did I waste my time, was this worth it?
The Uno reverse card killed thousands of blind crippled retarded orphans.
by T3e May 21, 2020
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