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Brian

The Name "Brian" comes from the Norse god "Brian" who killed just about anything that pissed him off. He once fought five years at once because he thought one bear took his scrapings from a candy bar. "Brian" means fearsome for, courageous, doesn't feel pain, not one to say many words, the slayer of worlds, and occasionally enjoys a hot pocket. Men with the name "Brian" grow gigantic beards to hide their battle worn faces. If faced against a "Brian" no matter the size it is wise to stop, admit defeat or else admit thy own death will be swift and painful. He also is known to sing journey at octaves that cause vaginas to secret juices for sexual partaking.
That guy Brian is such a barbarian.
Is that Brian, oh no wait it's just death walking this way.
He is such a Brian, why? , Bc he just murdered you moms vagina and drank that beer truck dry.
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Brian

Brian Chongs are destiny playing cunts that play with 1 gigabytes of ram.
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brian buck

Brian Buck is the real OG of history teachers.
Wow, that teacher did WHAT during class? What a Brian Buck!
by WWFriend March 2, 2017
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Brian

Guy with a big penis that will make girls cum 1 second
Girl:"hi Louis
Brian:" hi selena
Girl:"oh, oh I'm cumming!!!
Brian:" not a surprise
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Brian

A person who gets ALL the chicks. A dude with a massive shlong who’s 6,2 and steals your woman meanwhile being slightly homosexual.
that dude is such a Brian. I wish i could be like him
by quilth74 January 19, 2025
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Brian

Big brain and good at math. Very smert. Be around Brian.
" SPAGHETTI--" Brian screeched
by K01-swag December 3, 2021
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Brian

Brian and his brothers started the hustle junkiez
by Sinister679 November 23, 2021
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