A Hutzel Win

A win that is based on only luck and should be counted as a loss. Such as having an absolute terrible fantasy football team but your team gets extremely lucky and it wins games it shouldn't have won.
Wow did you see the Alabama game last night?

No but I heard it was quite a hutzel win.
It sure was. What a bunch of frauds.
by Beter Griffin has ligma October 01, 2021
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must win

They better f-in win today!!
Can’t believe we’re in a “must win situation
by Rev. Blood Green 🌳🦅💚 October 28, 2018
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A Do Bronx Win

To undeservingly win a fantasy matchup in which you score drastically below the league average.
I could really use a Do Bronx Win this week.
by meadowpondsfantasy October 10, 2024
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A dry bun that's bigger than average, containing a microscopic piece of meat that's even dryer than the bread. If you like eating sawdust, be sure to try!
Chris claimed “I'm making my world famous award winning juicy moist burgers” and Stephanie knew her mouth was about to be drier than a nuns crotch!
by Moistmeat February 12, 2025
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