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STFU University

A way to tell a know-it-all that they need to go back to the womb and get rewired.
Stop txting so much and go join the social powerhouse called the Gleek Club at STFU University.
by Vin Nguyen May 8, 2017
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Chattanooga university

The university of Chattanooga Tennessee. It was founded in 1886 and is one of four universities and two other affiliated institutions in the University of Tennessee System. Anyone that graduates from here is an idiot, and should be shamed.
Aiden: Did you hear about that idiot who graduated from Chattanooga university?
Simon: yeah I heard they couldnt get a job

Chattanooga university graduate: I wish I went to literally any other college 😔
by Veltege September 22, 2023
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wallace university

the most prestigious university in the midwest. the harvard of lake county, if you will. a place where camera pens, screenshots, and excel spreadsheets abound.
wow! i can't believe i was just accepted to wallace university! i guess my inflated SAT score really did the trick!
by koosh13 January 31, 2019
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Testicle University

The only university with a moving flag

69,000 $ in tuition
69% acceptance rate
O testicles, o testicles, o testicles in my university

No girls allowed, no girls allowed, at Testicle University
by Bob AC July 10, 2021
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Harvard University

The Washington University of the North East. But, no tempurpedic mattresses, Jason Derulo concerts, or arches.
Emily: Damn Girl, I heard you got into Harvard University.

Savannah: I know its practically the WashU of the north east.

Emily: Sorry about your mattresses
by savannastasia steele October 12, 2020
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Madonna university

Madonna
M.U.O also known as Madonna University Okija. One of the schools in Anambra State. A school
full of frustration and stress. The type of
school that still gives admission till the day
of exam.

In madonna, the sun is hot enough to fry an egg
and it changes the skin of students.
Madonna is not for me
Being in Madonna university should be included in one thousand ways to die
by Plato33 March 15, 2022
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drivetime university

The time people use during their commute to learn or work on personal development. Usually by listening to audio books or podcasts.
I've been attending Drivetime University to learn Spanish.
by OisE Life February 8, 2018
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