When you toss semen.
The words are genuinely used when semen is tossed on someone's face but they could applied anywhere as long as semen is being tossed.
The words are genuinely used when semen is tossed on someone's face but they could applied anywhere as long as semen is being tossed.
by grinder4lyf August 28, 2016
Get the semen tossingmug. When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
Get the Cornhole TP Tossmug. by Sir_snarffy January 25, 2024
Get the toss the fat aroundmug. To mime the act of masturbation and then throwing the ejaculate at someone or something, usually performed during conversation to denigrate a particular subject or person being discussed.
Also used to describe speaking without actually saying anything, usually in politics, as if the person was performing that act towards the public.
Also used to describe speaking without actually saying anything, usually in politics, as if the person was performing that act towards the public.
"Man, I fucking hate these stupid climate change people." (mimes a YYT)
"Man, I fucking hate Hillary Cinton. I watched the debate on TV last night, and all she did was yank yank toss."
"Man, I fucking hate Hillary Cinton. I watched the debate on TV last night, and all she did was yank yank toss."
by Eric_The_Viking April 21, 2008
Get the yank yank tossmug. by Trussetyv February 23, 2024
Get the Tossed Saladmug. A potential punishment for criminals where their arms and legs are cut off and then they get flipped off a Walmart onto pavement
by WeDidntSayThatPod April 5, 2025
Get the Tossedmug. by Greenman2000 September 16, 2021
Get the Tossed My Skettimug.