"I had bad fish for lunch" -- Guy 1
"Got the shits eh?" -- Guy 2
"Yeah. There was someone in the stall so I had to wait. I ended up fighting a liquid turtle." --Guy 2
"Got the shits eh?" -- Guy 2
"Yeah. There was someone in the stall so I had to wait. I ended up fighting a liquid turtle." --Guy 2
by Amaram September 06, 2016
Black Turtle, also known as toshi. A person who is relatively black and that has a jaw with the structure of a turtle. Often has a rivalry with midgets.
by qwertyuiopasdfghjkllzx May 21, 2018
To take a chance for the sake of taking the chance. To take control of your life and step out of your comfort zone.
by ToastedRavs36 March 01, 2022
When right before a woman climaxes you pull your head, arms, and legs into your shirt and pretend to be a scared turtle.
by Daddy Daboob November 10, 2017
A type of deformed and geriatric turtle that hates democracy, giving to the poor, and america, but is loyal to russia and putin. It is also usually loyal to the treason weasel, but has been witnessed fighting with it. It i believed to have been created from some mutated scum and piss on the floor of a random bathroom inside the kremlin. It is extremely evil and dangerous and should be killed on sight.
by ilovedemocracy January 03, 2021
by illone84 July 06, 2017
n. - A day to yourself where you stay in your metaphorical "shell" and do only what you want to do.
Typically, a person will stay in bed with a laptop and/or pen and paper. Maybe under blankets (like the turtle's shell)
Typically, a person will stay in bed with a laptop and/or pen and paper. Maybe under blankets (like the turtle's shell)
Today, I didn't want to go to class or work, so I took a Turtle Day as my roommate brought me food in bed and I doodled all day. It was well deserved and rephreshing
I heard you're stressed out, why not take a Turtle Day? It can help you wind out!
I heard you're stressed out, why not take a Turtle Day? It can help you wind out!
by Saile February 09, 2011