A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".
Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.
Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?
(awkward pause)
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?
(awkward pause)
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
by MartinSheen March 22, 2011

A win that is based on only luck and should be counted as a loss. Such as having an absolute terrible fantasy football team but your team gets extremely lucky and it wins games it shouldn't have won.
Wow did you see the Alabama game last night?
No but I heard it was quite a hutzel win.
It sure was. What a bunch of frauds.
No but I heard it was quite a hutzel win.
It sure was. What a bunch of frauds.
by Beter Griffin has ligma September 30, 2021

by megow April 21, 2011

Smug, stupid, self-righteous, preachy, dogmatic, authoritarian, obnoxious, petty, incoherent, zealous, dumb, bad... All of the things that are wrong with the religions minus the promise of magic powers and immortality.
Shit-lib "DERRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRR! WHY ISN'T THE LEFT WINNING!? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT ME TO HAVE AN INCREASING AMOUNT OF CONTROL OF THEIR MINDS? DeRrRrRrRrRrR! SHIT-LIB DERRRRRRR!"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2024

by oheckno March 28, 2011

What Republicans do.
by --Trump2020 November 15, 2018

Paraphrasing from the slogan “must-win-battles” it can be applied to a drinking competition or to a good night out with blokes.
Acronyms: MWB
Acronyms: MWB
T: Hi bro, how was that mission to the Oktober Fest?
M: I tell you what, it has been like a must-win-bottle, I have never been so drunk!
M: I tell you what, it has been like a must-win-bottle, I have never been so drunk!
by milfonian July 24, 2012
