Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.
I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.
by Felix_liter June 27, 2018

by Galileo May 7, 2020

A sneaky watsit: A person preferably a nonce on the shool bus who continues to pull your trousers down.
by Babab64 May 11, 2018

Having quiet sex and not realizing the kids still hear you. The kids accuse someone of sneaky walking through the house due to the squeeking of the bed.
"I came home after being gone all week and the wife and I were getting re-acquainted and the kid comes to tell us he hears some sneaky walking going on."
by Drknite June 18, 2013
