Pigeon Gut

Noun. The common name for the medical condition Diverticulosis - the working man's version of gout. Caused by excessive sausage rolls, ketchup and cheap Chinese food.

Q) Why is Chris in hospital?
A) He's got a mild case of Pigeon Gut. Should be out in a couple of days

by CurlyWurly58 August 25, 2023

pumpkin guts

that one pornhub video where the guy sticks his dick inside a pumpkin and his step sis is all like omg you saved it for me??! you know how much i loove the seeds ;)) then the mom is like grgrgrrrrrr then he fucks her while hiding behijnd a couch wowza

my favorite porn hub video is that pumpkin guts one

by nuerdle February 20, 2023

gutted hedgehog

Euphemism for vagina during the menstration cycle

Her bloody slit reminded me somewhat of a gutted hedgehog

by Mel111111 April 17, 2007

Tanzanian gut spin

The act of grabbing hold of someone's intestines whilst fisting and then shining them around your head with the intention of removing the digestive system

1:did you hear timmy went out via Tanzanian gut spin

2:fucking legend

by Poggersanalbeast March 25, 2021

stubble gut

Painful contraction of muscles of the body which leads to frequent loose or liquid bowel movements.

Upon his arrival home, Antonio's dad did not have time to talk to Christoper Novation as he had a bad case of stubble gut.

by googling hoogling October 20, 2008

FUZZY-GUT

A virgin vagina over the age of 21 with no history of ever trimming her pubic hair.

Some women get to be 50 years old and still have a FUZZY-GUT

by FUPAOF FUBAR April 21, 2023

Gut Nut

When you feel it in your gut that you are about to nut.

Dude, i just got a Gut Nut!

by Rick Lorson May 13, 2019