Nipple Monkey

Used when someone does something stupid

My friend did some parkour when drunk and broke his ankle, frigging Nipple Monkey.

by Amaya Ayaka August 13, 2020

Nipple Master

The master of the nipple cripple.
Will happily nipple cripple anyone who the see fit, whether they are a stranger are not.
Has been arrested over 7 times for nipple crippling celebrities and/or politicians.

Obama: man I got crippled so hard last week my nipples leaked milk

Cameron: damn son, he must have been the nipple master

by TheNynjaBynja August 20, 2016

nipple ball

may 6, national nipple ball day. go out an buy your very own nipple ball and suck it.

it’s may 6!! happy nipple ball day!!!

by _nyah May 6, 2020

Nipple Grass

The hair of either a man or woman's nipple area, usually on the rim

"Dude that guy was so hairy!"

"Ya man did you see his nipple grass!"

by zackie brew January 7, 2009

nipple wood

when the nipples become erect

man, it's so cold out here i'm getting nipple wood

by cyndij November 19, 2010

Nipple Finder

A Nipple Finder is someone who helps people find their nipples for them when they can't do it themselves.

"Man I had to hire a professional nipple finder to help me find my nipples for me, I had thought I lost them, turns out, they were on my chest!"

by IrreverentIzzy February 10, 2017

ed nipple

An 11 year old gay boy who is desparate for dick

Ed Nipple begged to get one good lick of Bernard's cock.

by stellathefairy November 15, 2017