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Couch Potatoed

Verb

When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.
by CarlG.Willie May 9, 2018
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Life couch

Someone you want to sit on long term, potentially in an explicit way. Often confused with life coach, much more boring
Hey you’re my life couch, can i sit on you
by Life couch January 30, 2021
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couched cunt

A person who is a lazy cunt. This word is usually said by people of German origin.
Only true memes will say this, the type of person who can make anything into a hilarious or dark humored joke.
Cactus: you fucking faggout
Alana: stfu
Cactus: *shaking my head* *in loud voice*
You couched cunt.
by DeutschlandUnion October 24, 2018
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if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’

a quote about having fun from emily in 401
me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!

emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!
by strawberryshortcake9 September 3, 2020
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Couch

The best best place in the world. Where my fart pillow lays.
I love this couch.
by Sparking November 27, 2016
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Couch Mix

A snack similar to Trail Mix however is acquired from the accumulation of lost or dropped food items between couch cushions.

Items are typically: singular french fries, M & M’s or similar candies, assorted crumbs, and identifiable crumbs (Ex: singular Cheeto).
Person 1: Dude! I just pulled my Couch Mix from the last three months, I found a whole onion ring this go-round! Do you want a bag?

Person 2: That’s disgusting! I’ll take two.
by Grab My Kit April 4, 2024
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couch hitter

Usally a guy who uses the couch to fuck the girls.
Sky- Wow you are an amazing couch hitter. Tim- Awe thanks thot
by ERA Kendry December 3, 2016
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