poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020

clap cheeks

Clap dem cheeks

Example I clap Harley Quins cheeks every day daddy Harder Harder yes daddy with the sharply defined edges going into me. I clap cheeks everyday

by YT Drxsp November 4, 2020

cheek wreckoning

A multi-use phrase that can express good sex, injury, or humiliation.

Ah dude I gave her a real good cheek wreckoning last night.

Did you see that biker get hit by a car? He got his cheeks wreckoned!

by thecheekwreckoner November 4, 2020

Nut Cheeking

When a male constricts the flesh of his scrotum to form a fold between the two testicles, causing the sack to resemble two butt cheeks and a butt crack (also called a nut crack in the context of nut cheeking.)

I thought he had a butt on his front but he was just nut cheeking.

by Swipperton December 31, 2020

Doo Doo Cheeks

Doo Doo Cheeks is the term used when someone usually named Jonathan or Damian is bad at a certain video game most likely being COD or DBD.

My friend Damian is Doo Doo Cheeks at DBD.

by Word slang maker January 2, 2021

Cheek beater

One who beats cheeks

My homie a hoe! A real cheek beater out here!

by Texasabear January 3, 2021

Snow Cheeks

When one dips their bare ass into fresh snow creating a pristine mold of their butt cheeks.

My buddy stopped in the middle of our hike to pull down his pants and leave a perfect pair of snow cheeks in the fresh snow.

by fatboytony January 4, 2021