boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.

Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.

by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024

Boston Sluggah

When you nut on shawty's face and you hit a home run with your dick post-nut.

Dayum she looks like she had a rough night
Yeah I heard she got knocked out by a boston sluggah
Ah so thats not moisturizer on her face and she didnt pull and all nighter.
No, sadly thats When you nut on shawty's face and you hit a home run with your dick post-nut. I think this guy got her eyes.

by Lilpepe42069 January 17, 2024

Boston Headache

An extreme case of Blue Balls. Typically felt by males, but one may never know the extent of the feeling.

When she left my house, I erupted in pain from a Boston Headache

by nt1636 January 17, 2024

Boston Lawyer

Another way of saying black cocks

Friend 1: hey could you find some boston lawyers for me?
Friend 2: dude what the fuck

by Adolf Mussolini Stalin January 23, 2024

Boston Cream pie

Don’t. You. Dare. It is a very good dessert from the greatest city on earth and it SHOULD be nothing more or nothing less.

If anyone uses Boston Cream Pie as a sexual term one more time, I will lose my shit.

by What’s your handle321 December 13, 2023

Boston crowbar

When a girl inserts her pinkie in your urethra

I got a Boston crowbar at the swingers convention and now it burns when I pee

by Matt viagra December 15, 2022

Boston Sauna

The act of smoking a cigarette in a vehicle with the windows rolled up.

My mom used to put me in a Boston sauna on long road trips.

by BungusAmongus December 15, 2022