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Boston scrungler

Friend one: “my buddy keeps scrungling me every time he sees me.”

Friend two: “oh, he’s a Boston scrungler..”
by Scroodlee October 4, 2023
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Boston Flog

The Boston Flog is when 2 mates who have lucked out picking up relieve each other at the end of the night instead
Haydoss and Drew lucked out at the bar... looks like the Boston Flog
by DJ Sergio June 1, 2022
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Boston Cream Doughnut

When you cum inside of someone, then shit on their crotch
Them: yo they look like a freak.
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit
by OzMuskratt January 2, 2022
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Boston

s typically defined as someone who possesses physical attractiveness, confidence, and charisma. While physical attributes like a well-toned physique, symmetrical features, and stylish appearance often contribute to this perception, it's the combination of these qualities with a magnetic personality that truly defines a HOT man. Beyond looks, HOTness can also encompass charm, wit, intelligence, and a strong sense of self-assuredness. Ultimately, a HOT man exudes an irresistible allure that captivates those around him, making him stand out in any social or romantic context.
Hes such a Boston
by WiryBossMan11 April 24, 2024
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Boston cream glizzy

An eclair is really just a boston cream pie in glizzy form
Yo dawg, pass me another Boston cream glizzy, I got a sweet tooth
by Harry Areola March 12, 2022
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Boston

Boston is the act of receiving head. Usually used in a phrase, "a trip to Boston". After getting said fellatio, you would tell your homies about it subtly, with class. Possible New-York thing, not sure tho.
"Yo What happened with shawty you left with last night?"
"We went to my car and I took her on a one way trip to Boston"
"Ayyyy my nigga!"
by ToxicSandwiches October 29, 2021
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Boston Pizza

Also referred to as a BP, or Blanket Party. It's a group attack on a problematic military service member. The victim is quickly covered with a blanket to prevent them from fighting back or identifying anyone. They are then given a series of blows - not designed to injure, but to change the problematic behavior. If they are pro-active, one of the group members will also instruct the lucky member about their expected changes or desired behavior - delivered in a menacing whisper.

It's usually done at night in the barracks after everyone is asleep - especially the corporal who is assigned barracks duty that evening. Ideally, blanket parties are used to bring bullies into line, or to motivate someone who needs to "get a grip", but without guidance, many attacks also target minorities. It is tolerated by NCOs (non-commissioned officers/training or conducting staff) who may view it as a means of "self policing" among lower ranks and trainees.

When comparing definitions, it's not hard to imagine if someone regularly BPs around his friends and associates, that they may want to correct that behavior. Used prudently, a Blanket Party can address problems faster than a Drill Sergeant's boot. Unfortunately, recruits aren't usually schooled in the "finer" aspects of this tradition - sometimes leading to outright abuse.
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Private Bloggins is f*ing gripless! He's always doggin' it, and making Foxtrot Company late! He always earns us extra duties due to his sub-standard performance and attitude! You're in his section - why don't you guys give him a Boston Pizza to tune him up?

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Wisely, to reduce unexpected injuries or morale problems, the Sergeant had specifically forbidden the recruits from conducting an "unauthorized" Blanket Party. To obtain "unofficial" permission, it was first necessary to rationally describe the desired outcome to a Corporal or Sergeant. Doing otherwise would be grounds for immediate discipline.

Two eager recruits ran up to the Sergeant, "Sergeant, can we give Smith a Blanket Party?"

"Tsk tsk. You must know that I can't condone vigilante justice. And just exactly why would you want to do such a thing?"

They described in detail the problems which the Sergeant was all-too-aware of, and told him how it wasn't just affecting his platoon - that it brought the whole company down.

"Hmmmm. Well, you know that if something like this were to occur, any cuts & bruises would certainly be enough evidence to have you tossed into cells. See that it doesn't become as severe as that. Oh! And if anyone asks, tell them that I'll be in "my office" (a toilet stall) for the next 10 minutes catching up on paperwork...", and with that, he spun on his heel towards the heads.

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by Valorous Ignominy October 18, 2019
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