Gold Medal Mama

a woman who is so fat, that in order for a man to have sex with her, he has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. this term is derived from Gold Medal brand flour.

Steve : "Man, I ain't been laid in a long time. I'd settle for a Gold Medal Mama right now."
Bill : "Ya, me too."

by JAHrules November 5, 2013

gold fish cuh

tasty ass gold nigga

issa gold fish cuh

by z32Dark April 28, 2020

Old Butt Gold

The nuggets excreted from the anal cavity of a pensioner after consuming a large curry dinner.

Alessandro wasn't feeling very well after we visited the Indian restaurant last weekend. He almost slept on the toilet for two straight days - nothing but old butt gold.

Bozo gets really nasty after a good curry - can't even flush down that old butt gold.

by Sneaky_Bastard October 9, 2017

Valuable Gold Nuggets

Portions of gold holding significant value. These particular gems are regarded with high honor by many of the rural tribes of the bering sea and African feldspar lemers.

n00b1: checks out them sick valuable gold nuggets, what do you estimate the value of 16 cubic centimeters?
n00b2: I would have to say above 10,000, given their size and lustre

by Pce_Nug January 21, 2006

facebook gold trick

when a person labels someone in a blank photo on facebook with a sexy caption then writes in the description that you need facebook gold account to see it. this leads everyone on a quest to find something that does not exists

Bob: Jim taged megan fox and lisa lipps in this picture but I can't see it because I don't have facebook gold!

Sam: lets search facebook and find it!

3 hours later

Jim: I just did the facebook gold trick on you two!

by Jacksonfish February 21, 2010

Gold Ruby Shower

Similar to a golden shower with the addition that the person performing it has a severe urinary tract infection, resulting in droplets of blood accompanying the urine.

That bitch was so full of STD's, she gave me a gold ruby shower

by VenezuelanFarRight January 11, 2017

gold-pressed latinum

highly specific Star Trek slang used to describe nerds who wear too much bling.

"Get a load of Poindexter! Where you going with all that gold-pressed latinum, booooyyyyyy?"

by JDC June 21, 2005