alaskan tub birth

give birth in a tub of your partners shit
wow that alaskan tub birth made me horny!
by ponyjar November 26, 2022
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Alaskan Bobsledders

A group of close mates who gather to consume the sweet Peruvian powder cocaine. Hitting the slopes with such ferocity Pablo Escobar shakes in his grave. consuming more 8 balls than a pool table at the local dive bar, Alaskan Bobsledders kingdom is the handicap stall. They do not take bumps, but have rather adopted the practice of the Caprisun, a straw directly into the bag.
"I couldn't take a shit at the bar all night, the Alaskan Bobsledders were in town and wouldn't leave the stalls"
by SenorChooch November 27, 2020
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Alaskan Flob

Hey Ollie, have you ever seen an Alaskan flob? I've heard theyre huge!
by Herbalfire September 20, 2023
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savage alaskan

When your significant other shoves snow down your pants, promptly swipe it through your ass cheeks and splat her on the forehead
We were outside smoking a cigarette and got a snowball down my pants, so I gave her a savage alaskan
by ThePelvicPunisher March 14, 2018
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alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined
Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.
by 420024 anal March 13, 2017
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Alaskan Paint Job

When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ
I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!
by JJ37 April 21, 2011
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Alaskan handjob

It’s a handjob with a slurpee as lube.
Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!
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