by koijuh February 20, 2024
Get the alaskan fire breathing dragonmug. While you and your significant other are making love, and she/He proceedes to give you a glow job with his anaus directly above your chest giving you a perfect view for the "show". Then right before you orgasm your partner gloriously defecates all over your face and chest.
by ASK ME WHY June 13, 2017
Get the Alaskan flounder basketmug. Noun
A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023
Get the Alaskan Trader Joe'smug. When one’s tongue begins to swell up. Due to a sickness only caught in Alaska, from licking a bull worm.
Ronnie got Alaskan bullwormitis from licking an Alaskan Bullworm. Hopefully his tongue will be better soon.
by Cum Warriors Sofi and Anthony September 8, 2022
Get the Alaskan Bullwormitismug. The act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another's rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person's rectum
"How'd it go last night with Kevin?"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"
by McFzynps November 15, 2015
Get the Alaskan bike ridemug. When you just had Mexican night last night, and the next morning you gotta take a shit in a cold outhouse for whatever reason, causing a cold, spicy shit fiesta.
“Dude how was your camping trip?”
“It was ok, but the shitty part was Wednesday morning, I had to go through an Alaskan firehole.”
“Ohhhhh that sucks”
“It was ok, but the shitty part was Wednesday morning, I had to go through an Alaskan firehole.”
“Ohhhhh that sucks”
by Raw the dawg April 1, 2022
Get the Alaskan Fireholemug. Morris and a few of his buddies took an Alaskan Cruise and left with grey hair
I couldn’t believe the amount of girls on the Alaskan Cruise, I couldn’t have myself enough
I couldn’t believe the amount of girls on the Alaskan Cruise, I couldn’t have myself enough
by Mr. Cuban Missile July 11, 2022
Get the Alaskan Cruisemug.