Bisexual slime

when you mix semen with pussy juice/squirt

Stacy: heyyy Michael, wanna try out me and Brads bisexual slime we made together?
Michael: bisexual slime? I've never heard of that, what is it?
Brad: me and stacy had a jerk off sesh together and came in the same jar to make bisexual slime!
Michael: what the fuck

by Lexarainy June 27, 2024

White Slime

Cum

I just fed her a load of my white slime 😎

by lolmaster444 June 29, 2024

Ganymede Slimejob

A handjob from a deepwoken cumslut

Hey! You owe me that Ganymede Slimejob you promised yesterday!

by kinxle January 19, 2025

I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

National Slime Your hb Out Day

When you catch your hb in the wrong place at the wrong time and unfortunately he got to go💔
This holiday is celebrated on February 26th

“Bro u not gon backdoor me today right?”
“Sorry gang it’s National Slime Your hb Out Day, say hi to your grandma for me”

by Arrocion February 23, 2025

National Slime out your hb day

February 26th is National Slime out your hb day

“It’s Feb 26th, which is National Slime out your hb day. I need to slime out chanti.”

by vljorgelv February 25, 2025

National slime your homie day

February 26th: national slime your homie day

A day to slime (shoot) your homies

Yo bro it’s national slime your homie day. *pulls out gun*

by BandannaDee338 February 26, 2025