Shirt stretcher

A fat fuck who constantly pulls their shirt away from their gunt to give the illusion of not being obese.

Jon keeps pulling his shirt away from his gut. What a shirt stretcher.

by m4gssssss August 6, 2017

ohio sigma rizz t shirt

the most hideous thing you can have in your wardrobe. makes you a brainrotted nerd.

elaine- bro my mom gave me a ohio sigma rizz t shirt..
nate- bud.. that’s the most hideous thing you can have in your wardrobe.
nora- it makes you a brainrotted nerd, too, if you wear it.
elaine- don’t worry guys, never using that..

by chole!! im cool May 1, 2025

Shirt off shit

When you take a shit and it becomes so intense that you have to remove your shirt for air.

Okay I’m back guys I just had to take the most agonizing shirt off shit ever. That toilet is finished.

by Doshiku August 1, 2025

tucking in his shirt

Attempting to masturbate, in what is incorrectly thought to the fapper, a non-obvious manner.

Sandra assumed Rudy always jerked off in the shower however here he was, tucking in his shirt whilst lying down.

by Zytheran October 22, 2020

Shirt-Dickin'

Shirt-Dicking: The active only wearing a shirt leaving one's bait and tackle to swing in the breeze like a church bell.

Ever pooped in the Philippines? You never knew your BH could breath so clearly after, only problem is youre Shirt-Dickin' your dignity while you use a butt-sponge to car-wash dinner off your turd-cutter.

by Travis the Impaler September 1, 2025

shirt pigs

slang for large boobs

that girl has massive shirt pigs.

by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010

Blue Shirt Man

A man named Gustavo who lives in Houston, Texas and likes to dance with all his friends

“Hey blue shirt man, how do you fit into a car god damn!!”

by peytonmarfell December 30, 2020