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Spitting Ink

When someone’s lying you say “your spitting ink”
by Your printing July 20, 2019
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nerve spit

When someone far away, say ten feet, is talking and you feel something like a drop of spit on your arm after they overdictate a syllabal. You go to wipe it off and there is no spit-only your nerves playing a trick on you.
Mrs. Hill was talking about Egyptians in History class and I dozed off. I woke up to a small tingly sensation on my arm after she said, "pyramidssssssss", but it was only the nerve spit.
by bendyurnotes March 24, 2007
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Scripture spitting

(v). To quote scripture in an obnoxious, judgmental way, especially after somebody spills his heart out.
Meryl is always scripture spitting instead of listening and being kind to others. She quoted ten Bible verses after I told her about my father's death.
by lorelei91 August 12, 2015
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spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.
That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.
by Booty Warri0r April 18, 2016
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Chocolate spit

mashing up shit and spitting it into your significant others mouth
Hey baby wanna chocolate spit?
by Jaden Mckenzie September 16, 2019
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spit on my bumper

Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!
by bigpapa42069 January 19, 2022
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south texas spit shine

During middle aged gay male sex one man blows his load on another man's balding head and uses a sham wow to shine it.
When I get out of this Miata I am going to give Leron the old South Texas spit shine
by Rusty Shackleford December 22, 2016
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