Skeet

Skeet
This word has two definitions;
1.) On the West Coast, the term "Skeet" means to cum/ejaculate, or jerk off. 2.) On the East Coast, specifically in the DMV, the term "Skeet" means to leave the premises/from where you currently are, drive somewhere else, go, exit the current area.

(1) West Coast Definition:
*two guys talking about a mess in the bathroom*
Guy 1: Man look at that stuff on the toilet!
Guy 2: It looks like someone skeet all over it!

(2) East Coast Definition:
*Two people hanging out at night*
Guy: Hey what time is it?
Girl: 11:02
Guy: Oh man I better skeet home before my mom gets mad

by Dwight.beets January 12, 2019

Skeeted

The action of being found out to be a pedophil. This is usuelly used by skeeter jean.

I just wanna let you know that you have been skeeted

by M.A.P hater August 9, 2024

SKEET

when training for the the Regatta…: and…. SKEEEEET!

Ok ok… everyone get on the rug…. And…. SKEEEETTTTT
GET YOUR CANOE OUT GIRL…. And Skeeeeet
CSC&M …,, SKEET

by M1k3ylee23 May 21, 2022

Skeet

Verb: To finesse, steal, or otherwise gain something usually at someone else’s expense
Adjective: Bullshit or not believable, could also refer to inadequacy

Skeeted, skeeter, to skeet

This dude gave us like 2 Gs, when it’s supposed to be 5, HE SKEETED US!
The fact that he gave us Gs instead of five is, in fact, SKEET.

by FullTimeSkeeter March 6, 2019

Beet Skeet

To leave a place you are at and go someplace else.

"Lets beet skeet it outta here! The fuzz is here!"
"What?? Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are here?? Where??"
"I said THE fuzz, not Hot Fuzz!! dumbfuck!"

by Wildfira May 1, 2008

skeet snake

A human fruit gusher

after 30 seconds ashley was a skeet snake

by Skeet bear February 20, 2017

Skeeted On

Skeeted on-To compliment someone/something

-"Skeeted on"? What does that mean?
-It just means to compliment something.
-Well, Why dont you just say compliment?
-Its just slang. Skeet, Skeeting, Skeeted on...

by bigdoggo911 July 15, 2024