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Roman Plow

Having someone spartan kick a dildo into your ass.
Yo I just Roman plowed Susan.
by Jackturtleguy November 2, 2017
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roman kemp

Kemp is the son of Martin Kemp and Shirlie Holliman. His mother was a backing vocalist for the 1980s duo Wham! and a member of Pepsi & Shirlie, whilst his father is mainly known for being in the band Spandau Ballet and was also an actor in the soap opera EastEnders and a footballer for Melchester Rovers in comic strip Roy of the Rovers. He is the youngest of two children, having an older sister, Harley Moon. Singer George Michael was his godfather.
Kemp currently presents the Trending Live! on 4Music.2 In 2016 Kemp joined The X Factor UK as the digital presenter and social media correspondent.3 He also co-hosts Nick Kicks on Nicktoons, the sister channel from Nickelodeon UK.

Since January 2017, he has co-presented 2Awesome on ITV2 with Vick Hope.4 He also presented The Hot Desk on ITV2. From 2 May 2017, Roman Kemp took over Capital FM London's breakfast show with Vick Hope. He narrated Bromans on ITV2 in 2017, in which his father played Emperor.5 He appeared in an episode of Len Goodman's Partners in Rhyme. He took part in a celebrity edition of First Dates Stand Up to Cancer in November 2017.

In November 2017, he was the backstage reporter on Children in Need Rocks the 80s.
ahh lets listen to roman kemps radio show in the morning
by sasends December 4, 2017
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Roman meat tray

Roman meat tray is the act of oral upon a freshly dead female. You can usually get away with it by claiming you are performing mouth to mouth but had the wrong lips.
Frank accidentally killed his girlfriend last week, walked in on him enjoying a roman meat tray
by Thorzzz May 2, 2018
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roidman

A largely built douchebag on roids. These disgusting creatures usually roam the Gym 24/7, they have small Dicks, and have Rape fantasies. Definitely someone to avoid, and don't let your homegirl be around them.
"See Arnold over there, he is such a fucking Roidman."
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Roman Special

A hotdog, cheese and a tortilla made into a meal. This delicacy hails from pre-gentrified North Denver.
What do we have to make for dinner?”
Not shit, homie. We making Roman Specials tonight.”
by ALEKSANDER June 7, 2018
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Roman Handgrena

The sexual act of pooing in your own hand and then depending on its consistency moulding it into a ball ...by the way your doing this whilst back scuttling a lass (or lad) upon your climax you throw your "grenade" at the back of her head shouting "hail ceasar" for no apparent reason .
Shit got a bit crazy last night, went back home with a lass. She was utter filth and said claimed she didn't have any boundaries. That changed when I performed the Roman Handgrenade on her. She called the police and was arrested.
by Tony Chong June 14, 2018
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Roadmandem

Lemme speak to the Roadmandem.

Bare Roadmandem be eyein' up me gyaldem.
by J to the B-izzle July 4, 2018
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