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Relationship Warrior

When you’re S/O’s friend’s monitor everything you do/ have done just for the sole reason to report it to your partner to attempt to cause issues with your relationship
Damn nigga get your relationship warrior ass
friends and tell them to go somewhere. They're
causing unnecessary issues for us.
by John_Wick_slayer69 August 27, 2022
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Birth control relationship

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
by derp216 September 6, 2022
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Looshanite Relationship

Two friends who date so they’re not single.
Guy: We should date as just friends
Girl: bet, a looshanite relationship
by Sil3nTDreemurr October 29, 2022
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nicklex relationship

It’s a strong and healthy relationship in the winter , but in the summer it’s a open relationship
-I hooked up with a girl tonight !
- Really? Aren’t you in a relationship???
-I’m in a nicklex relationship 😉
by n1klgc November 12, 2022
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21st day in a relationship

Real mark of a relationship that’ll last.
Mark: Bro, did you hear? Sarah and I hit the 21st day in a relationship!
Brad: Congrats man! See you at a year bro
by chill10105 November 23, 2022
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Thornistic relationship

Noun
A way to describe toxicity in which both parties mutually benefit while still being harmed. A double sided parasitic relationship.
Though the relationship could be considered toxic my ex and I had a thornistic relationship so it ended on good terms.
by Bigboicheese May 6, 2022
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Middle School Relationship

A relationship in Middle School that lasts about 5,000,000 microseconds (which is really 5 seconds). It's a pure waste of time. Thank God I didn't go through one.
Brian: Hey Ben, did you know that Matthew got a girlfriend?
Ben: Dude, it's a middle school relationship, it will last about 5,000,000 microseconds and then they'll break up.
by VezinaIgor31 September 24, 2022
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