Reading

An act for homosexuals

Do you read bro?

No reading's gay AF.

by Kidserb December 4, 2017

shark riding

Having sexual relations with a woman who is in a shark costume or masterbaiting while watching jaws or sexual intercourse between two sharks

Ex: Nicholas is into shark riding and it is the only way he can get off sexually

by shark riding co. October 7, 2017

People are reading "Culture of Critique"

Phrase used by neo-nazis, alt-righters on 4chan and reddit to recognize each other

- People are reading "Culture of Critique"
- That's right!

by AltRight August 12, 2018

Little Red Riding Hood

When a "nigger" uses a condom for a change and rails his woman so hard that her pussy is red for days afterwards.

Guy 1: Hey dude what is up?
Guy2: I just railed this girl last weekend and she still has a red vagina.
Guy 1: nice Little Red Riding Hood

by Gamer4862 December 10, 2018

Riding the Gravy Train

Sitting on the shitter with a case of diarrhea.

Man, that fish went right through me. I was riding the gravy train all night.

by pilotstig December 24, 2010

riding the brown plastic pony

Using cough syrup that contains Dextromethorphan to get high.

"That guy was going on about the secret meaning of Xenogears...he must have been riding the brown plastic pony!"

by Glowing Fish May 25, 2006

Riding Shotgun

To blow your brains out or contemplate the same.

I'm feeling a lot better. I'm no longer riding shotgun.

by Whiskey Peter January 3, 2008