Poo Pillow

A metaphorical pillow designed to minimize splash-back from your poo, keeping your cheeks as dry as possible. It is constructed from 2-5 squares of toilet paper placed neatly in the drop zone of a toilet.

I had been jammed up and hadn't pooped in days, and then it hit me all at once. Just to be safe, I made a poo pillow to prevent a splashy mess.

by Gabraham Lincoln November 1, 2013

poo scale

A poo scale is any scale you keep in your bathroom. The only purpose of this scale is to determine the weight of your poo by weighing yourself before and after taking a poo.

Customer: "Could you point me in the direction of the poo scale department?"
Employee: "Are looking for the bathroom scales?"
Customer: "Yes, the poo scales."
Employee: "They are back there."
Customer: "Thanks."

by rufusclay November 7, 2013

Poo Turn

After leaving the house, one realises that they need to quickly return to do a poo

I left for work this morning and had to perform a poo turn........ turn around and head home to do a poo

by bjc/arc July 22, 2015

Frumpy poo

The face your kid makes when they don't get their way.

Don't be looking at me with that frumpy poo.

by Losinc July 4, 2016

poo standoff

When you and another stranger are in the bathroom and you both hold off until the other person leaves to take a poo, resulting in a poo standoff.

"For the record, I just won the poo standoff, the other person gave up and left the bathroom."

by kn13 January 27, 2016

Poo Bear

A descriptive word for someone who has majestic qualities much like a bear . A poobear is a sexually aggressive bear . With the power to make your face so red it melts off like in that movie we all probably watched at some point. Poobears can be friendly and will accept small gifts only from people they like . Generally good natured the boobear can always be distinguished by the fact that it tends to act like a little shit .

Poo Bear is the most magical of all the bears

by Hootymcboobity July 24, 2019

Poo head

A poo head is someone who’s getting on your nerves and instead of swearing at them you call them a poo head.
A way to low key insult your fellow people and not get in trouble when around teachers.
Poo head can be used in many occasions and can be just used when someone teases you or hits you.
The worlds filled with them!

“your such a poo head!”, phoebe said.

“What’s a poo head?”, replied magdelena.
“Some one who gets on your nerves”, Phoebe said

“oh clever”, said magdelena

by Webby97 December 9, 2019