Skip to main content

poo pips

Another name for dangleberries. When pieces o'shite get caught in your butt hair. Also, another name for this person can be pippin.
adam: "your mum has dirty poo pips...pippin!!"
by Mr Snipzy May 14, 2008
mugGet the poo pipsmug.

Smoochie poo

A person who is small small in height and adorable cute.
by Prince shadan January 22, 2019
mugGet the Smoochie poomug.

Smash poo

A smash poo is when you take a very large poo and it smashes the toilet
P1 we have get a new toilet

P2 why

P1 because I took a smash poo

P2 what the fuck is a smash poo

P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet
by Poopy bumcheeks August 9, 2022
mugGet the Smash poomug.

Poo Pillow

A metaphorical pillow designed to minimize splash-back from your poo, keeping your cheeks as dry as possible. It is constructed from 2-5 squares of toilet paper placed neatly in the drop zone of a toilet.
I had been jammed up and hadn't pooped in days, and then it hit me all at once. Just to be safe, I made a poo pillow to prevent a splashy mess.
by Gabraham Lincoln November 1, 2013
mugGet the Poo Pillowmug.

Gamer poo

Where you leave your PC/Console - run to the bathroom - poo - wipe - wash hands get back to the game within 30 seconds
Last 20 players in PUBG and I needed a poo! I did the perfect gamer poo! cam back to the PC and was still alive, finished 4th haha
by DB86 February 2, 2021
mugGet the Gamer poomug.

The Terrible Poos

Similar to the "Terrible Twos" a specific period of time when raising a child that every parent hates. It occurs when their child is big enough to have adult sized shits that stink to high hell, but when they are still too young and too uncoordinated enough so the parents still need to wipe their ass.
Holy shit, Little George just took a huge dump. So I had to go in there to wipe his ass.

I can't wait until his arms are long enough and the Terrible Poos phase is over!
by GoCtotheB January 27, 2017
mugGet the The Terrible Poosmug.

race is a poo

siwjmekeorkg
race is a poo
by racegay October 6, 2020
mugGet the race is a poomug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email