the man that will steal your heart and never give it back. hes a player, and has wanted to get with everyone at some point. if you ever get the privilege of being exclusive with him say no.
em: "ive gone back to my ex 3 times"
liv: "which one?"
em: "owen you bozo"
liv: "girl not him again he did you so dirty and his body count is higher than the amount weed hes on on a friday night."
em: "stfu"
liv: "which one?"
em: "owen you bozo"
liv: "girl not him again he did you so dirty and his body count is higher than the amount weed hes on on a friday night."
em: "stfu"
by emitheogb April 9, 2022
Get the owenmug. by orange orangutan November 5, 2020
Get the Owenmug. A nice guy but is a complete stupid alcoholic bitch and doesn’t know the difference between a an ass and pussy so he’s gay
by Owen Fullerton June 16, 2020
Get the owen -o&nmug. by big testicles that are black December 9, 2019
Get the Matthew owensmug. The simp of the group, he will do anything for said girl he likes and be a 24hour personal taxi business for them. Will typically fall into love triangles or squares.
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10
*boys driving past a silver fiesta*
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”
by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020
Get the Owen Humphreysmug. 
Owen He makes songs about you
by Another girl June 21, 2019
Get the Owenmug.