play the misspoke card

to say that you "misspoke" something, to get off easy for saying something stupid, false, or offensive.

example of how to play the misspoke card.
"edited for dramatic effect"
Sarah Palin:North Korea is our ally.
Glenn Beck:South Korea...

Palin later on:I misspoke.

by kirbyman1 November 28, 2010

Uno reverse card

A powerful weapon of mass destruction used by the Soviets during the battle of Pepe where the radical meme group JOE got asked who joe is witch led to the death of 69 civilians and 420 injuries. The Soviets used the weapon after their motherland was called gay. JOE quickly surrendered but the Soviets had to give up the use after the U.N's ban, due to the increased threat of sanctions and their economy starting to run dry.

Why did I waste my time, was this worth it?

The Uno reverse card killed thousands of blind crippled retarded orphans.

by T3e May 21, 2020

Vertigo Card Dealing

When a man swipes a credit card through a stripper's ass cheeks as payment for a lap dance.

Yea I got a great lap dance from those girls at The Triangle so I paid them with a Vertigo Card Dealing

by SCRUBSBOY17 October 22, 2008

white card marriage

A person who gets married to be able to get health insurance or receive financial aid if not older then 25 years old.

I can't get any help for school so I might have to get a white card marriage.

by Loconsaine July 23, 2016

Tijuana credit card

A long piece of hose used to siphon gas from other people's cars.

Juan-Carlos: Oh chit mang....we almoss out of gas!!
Jose-Luis: Ju no worry...I got my Tijuana credit card, and there's a mall right over there.

by BadmotorfingerC15 January 25, 2013

Shark Card Kop

A person that buys alot of shark cards in the online game 'GTA ONLINE'

He is such a shark card kop

by Easy wins February 18, 2018

flippin' out the cards

1. the act of becoming a leader.
2. one who takes on a head role.
3. whipping out ones dick.

1. jim totally was flippin' out the cards yesterday. i'm really impressed with his leadership skills.
2. "so timmy, are ya going to be flippin' out the cards later or what?" "i don't know babe... we'll see how the night goes."

by jjacksonfoolsonlol April 11, 2010