National slap a teacher day

May 6th

SLAP DAT TEACHER

national slap a teacher day! The day you cant slap the shit out of your least favourite teacher

by Maddison inwood November 28, 2019

National lick pablito nuts

Pablito nuts are supposed to be devoured on this lovely day of December 2nd

Hey yo did you lick any pablito nuts today on national lick pablito nuts??

by Pablitonuts December 1, 2019

National Alex has a face day

Dec 23

Time to recognise the fact that Alex has a (face)

Alex: hi
You: did you know it's national Alex has a face day
Alex: no
You: you have a face

by Kayleihaha December 22, 2019

National Crush Day

A day that you confess to your crush. Tell them you like them. Probably get rejected. Any day would be a good day to do that but for those of you looking for a date to put on your calendar, try February 5.

"Hey today is National Crush Day"
"Really?"
"Yeah! Go confess your undying love!!"
"Ahh okay"

by WeGumor January 23, 2020

national embarrass your sibling day

May 4 is national embarrass your sibling day

today May 4th is national embarrass your sibling day

by Sarah 🤠 March 18, 2020

national arthstetic day

this day is on october 17th

person 1: aesthetically pleasing

person 2: we don't use that word today because it's national arthstetic day

by lesbean chicken May 8, 2020

National Suck Day

National Suck Day Begins every May 20th. On this special day, you get to ask any girl to suck you off and if she says no, you are legally required to slap her.

Hey girl, its national suck day. Now suck or get the glock

by BigCrotch May 12, 2020